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"Remember that Gacy fella? I think that'll be the theme for Bobby's party."
Some people take it very seriously
So let’s imagine you’re old. Not “shit yourself on the couch with a straight face and get away with it” old, but 67. That’s pretty old, right? Well, old enough to exhibit old man charm, but young enough to still enjoy life. Hell, you’ve paid your dues, and now that you’re old, it’s time to [...]
Some people are afraid of clowns. While, to me anyway, a clown isn’t any scarier than, say, Santa, it’s understandable why clowns are scary to some. If you take anything designed to make children laugh and make it a bloodthirsty instrument of death, horror ensues. Add Tim Curry into the mix, things get real fucking [...]
Drunken spats can be troublesome. Usually they’re over a relatively benign, or even downright stupid subject. Maybe you get into a serious argument with your friend, and shit, maybe you even tussle a bit, or trade blows. And sometimes you fucking stab him. Riding in the back of a car after a night of partying, [...]
Nobody likes going to the dentist. It’s always freezing, which only fuels the quiver that stems from your adrenaline-soaked nerves that pulse with just a little more fear as every second draws nearer to the moment where some schmucky asshole causes you extreme pain in your oral cavity. But for Marek Olszewski of Poland, a [...]
